I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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