Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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