ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
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What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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