They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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