hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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