Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
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She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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