you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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