Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
Randomize