Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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