I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
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The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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