I heard we made out
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
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Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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