dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
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Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
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could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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