OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
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Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
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Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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