D3 body, D1 cock
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
