Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
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He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
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My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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