i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
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I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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