it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
