she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Still dying that you shit outside
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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