I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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