he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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