I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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