True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
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Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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