Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
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Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
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Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Two words: nipple clamps
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