Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
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Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
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The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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