Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(352): View more from Florida

So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field

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(325): View more from Texas

Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.

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(862): View more from New Jersey

this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.

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(301): View more from Maryland

It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.

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(540): View more from Virginia

i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing

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(307): View more from Wyoming

just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.

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