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• (303): View more from Colorado

  We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!

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• (386): View more from Florida

  he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  omg his dad is hot

  (410): View more from Maryland

  ... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.

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