We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
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Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.