well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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