i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
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He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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