uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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