Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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