I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
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Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I can't put those talents on a resume
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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