just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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