why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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