So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
