Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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