hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
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There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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