I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I did not marry a roomba.
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