in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Randomize
