im gay
i know
yea but for you.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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