I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
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I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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