yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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