it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
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hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
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They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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