Porn is love you can see.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
