I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
