my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Randomize
