If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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