just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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