I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
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