We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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