worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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