Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
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I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
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She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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