The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
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You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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