If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
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Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
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HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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