your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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