Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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