So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
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I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
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He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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