what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
