Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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