Don't you send me to vm
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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