If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
and you fell through a lawn chair
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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