glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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