You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
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Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
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