is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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