Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Someone came in the potted fern
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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