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(847): View more from Illinois

Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference

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(719): View more from Colorado

physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.

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(248): View more from Michigan

If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in

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(281): View more from Texas

After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.

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(954): View more from Florida

Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.

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(219): View more from Indiana

Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.

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(630): View more from Illinois

It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight

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(914): View more from New York

It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.

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